Even the darkest night is followed by day
Even the worst storm ends with blue skies
Even the most broken heart learns to sing again
When they listen and hear My heart’s cries
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There’s nothing left
Nothing to write
My pen lies impotent
So weak in its plight
An English, Irish and Scottish man were arguing on the hospital ward who was the most careless.
The English guy said, “I’m the most careless, this morning I ramped a pavement and went head on into a wall, totally writing my car off, and now I have to wear this neck brace.”
What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?
Nobody eats parsley.
What’s green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
What’s the difference between sin and shame?
It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.