The Marshes were shown into the dentist’s surgery, where Mr Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.
‘No expensive extras, Doctor’, Marsh demands, ‘No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff.
Just pull the tooth and get it over with.’
Another Friday prompt from Kellie Elmore using a photo as inspiration:
Use the image at the following link as your inspiration. I can’t wait to read the responses to this one! http://1x.com/photo/45546/
I hope everyone will visit her blog and check out all the talented writers.
Today we have so much talk of freedoms
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?
A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynaecologist looks up your family bush.
What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when…
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly.
So the morgue needed someone to identify the body.
His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for.
Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over”.
So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said “Nope, it ain’t Paddy.”
We are our story
the woven verbs & nouns
of the minutes hours days
years of our lives accumulating
in patterns etched across our faces
here the scar of our humiliation
there the sorry pockmarks
of an endless adolescence
journal of anxiety (more…)