Walking on Eggshells

Walking on eggshells
Trying not to crack
One single shell while I
Keep my mouth shut

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Gents toilet joke.

Guy in a hotel asks the barman “Where are the gents”

Barman “down the corridor second door on the left”

So the guy leaves then comes back to the bar and says

“This place is corrupt ,on my way to the gents I passed the Ladies

and I couldn’t believe what I saw ”
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A Pensioner

Being a pensioner i don’t have to rush

A Pensioner

Being a pensioner i don’t have to rush

The joy of flight

The joy of flight

Somehow the sense of entrapment

Is increased by the narrowness: (more…)

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Random thoughts

I think we should reinstitute public flogging. And we should start with those engineers that still believe round abouts are a good idea.

Is it bad when you’re talking to your proctologist and he says “I just can’t put my finger on it “?

When talking to your doctor about a colonoscopy, how do you take the statement “we need to get this behind you “?

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A Complacent Mind

mind dwells deep in a remote cave caressing a world unknown deep in solitary darkness capturing dim images…

A Complacent Mind

mind dwells deep in a remote cave caressing a world unknown deep in solitary darkness capturing dim images…

The River

Paul Craft www.rubylane.com

Paul Craft http://www.rubylane.com

The river is eternal

A network of nerves

Spread out into canyons

To squeeze earth’s breast

Til every drop is sucked

Drawn drop by drop

Into a surging flow  (more…)

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True Treasure

True Treasure

My Love for You Shall cross Time and Space,
Eternally Rhyming,
Endlessly Singing,
Within my Heart, Shaped Solely for You,
Beloved, Most Cherished, My Love Ever True. (more…)

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Haiku: Whispering

Whispering leaves join Waving branches announcing

Haiku: Whispering

Whispering leaves join Waving branches announcing

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Lying next to you
The sheets cuddling us
With the heat
And sweat,
Saying I love you
With eyes
And thudding hearts

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I never promised you a garden, you’ll just water me down.

I thought my throat was marbles,
and velcro was the lining
holding my organs in place.
Because I am cotton socks;
black and brittle heels
scraped bloody
to the corks in my bones.

Every disease had a name
for the cure under my nails.
And the dead animal
caressing my spine
whimpered when I spoke
with laundered honesty.

Love is a lump
behind my ear,
swelling to push the spaghetti
in my skull
down to…

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toilet paper, joke

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.”

The lady asks, “How do I do it without surgery?”
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Garth Brooks’ Cancelled Gigs.

Over 200,000 people were very disappointed when Garth Brooks cancelled his week long tour in Dublin.

For Tuesday…

For Tuesday…

Travelling

Unfortunately in

Early morning

Sunshine

Dawns

And I’m still

Yawning

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Try.

Try. http://wp.me/s2ukIm-try

Poetry challenge: Lanturne poem

poem
with shape

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